Closet Penis Pump....

I had been dating this guy for a couple of weeks when he invited a few of my friends and I over for a house party.  I thought I knew the guy pretty well, or at least hoped I did!   My friend and I were in his bedroom chatting when we discovered this strange bag in  his closet.

We girls thought we could be "Detective Debbie" and start snooping through this unusual bag....well needless to say the when we opened that bag and discovered the dudes PENIS PUMP the night was over. 

We politely found an excuse to leave the party and I pulled the famous dude trick sent one polite text and since have not answered his text. 

How would you handle it if you found a Penis Pump in your man's closet?  

Jasmine